On the 31st year of Christmas my true love sent to me.. the same chuffin’ card AGAIN

A couple are keeping the spirit of Christmas past going – by sending each other the same cards for 31 years.

Stephen and Glynis Woolner had only been married six years when they first bought the festive cards in 1978.

The following year, CCTV engineer Stephen, now 58, spotted the card he’d send Glynis – showing a man in fetching purple flares decorating a tree – among their old Christmas decorations and gave it to her.

Glynis, also 58, took her revenge on her Scrooge-like husband by sending him her old card – a cat in a pink scarf with the message “Christmas Greetings Sweetheart”.

Luckily, both cards – which were bought way back when James Callaghan was Prime Minister – are A4 size with enough room for the romantic messages penned inside.

One heartfelt sentiment from Stephen to Glynis reads: “All my love now and always. Thank you for your love all these years.”

Stephen and Glynis, from Sheffield, now have a daughter and two grandsons, Stanley, two, and baby Lenny, five weeks.

Glynis, who is registered disabled, says exchanging the cards has become a family Christmas tradition they won’t let go.

She added: “If Stephen tried to give me a new one, I’d flatly refuse it. We exchange the cards when we get the decorations out on the Monday before Christmas. We’re going to carry on this tradition and will stick in extra pages when we run out of space.”

Stephen added: “Some people assume we’re skinflints but these cards mean a lot to us. They are pretty full now.

“It’s great to have memories written down. I hope we can pass it down to our daughter and grandsons.”

The first commercial Christmas cards were made in London in 1843. On average each person in Britain sends around 50 festive cards every year.

Nursery angry over Christmas card glitter ban

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A nursery in North Somerset says it has been banned from using glitter on its Christmas cards.

The group which runs at the St Georges Community Centre in Worle, near Weston-super-Mare, was told it could damage highly-polished wooden floors.

A spokeswoman for the hall’s owner said it was not a matter of complaining over the glitter as such but rather sorting out who cleaned the floor afterwards.

Parents have launched a petition to try to get the ban overturned.

‘Fun and sparkle’

Tracey Calvert from the nursery said it appreciated other people used the hall but Christmas was a time when children loved to make cards.

“We’ve been told by the owners not to use glitter because of it spilling on to the floor.

“But Christmas is about glitter, fun and sparkle and we’re quite upset about it.

“We try our best to keep the hall clean and clean up as we go but we have to be out on time,” she added.

Stella Artois Pretend to Care About Rainforests

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Can I have 2 pints pints of wife beater please and by the way I didn’t send a card because I don’t have your email address.

Yes Stella Artois the drink that is famously associated with drunk people being in a bad mood and waking up with an even worse than usual hang over, the drink that has notoriously been nick names ‘Wife Beater’ has created a campaign that is perfect for anyone who wants to save the rain forest or is too much of a scrooge or too drunk to send a paper Christmas card.

You can send a free e-card to anyone in the world with Stella Artois on it to remind them that you care and also remind them that Stella Artois is available for them to buy in the local shops, pubs and clubs.

Perhaps you can send one to your wives divorce solicitor to pass on to her to remind you of all the good times you had together.

The campain says they want to send a million e-cards and therefore save a million trees in the rainforest.

I must of missed something because I didn’t know that one Christmas card was big enough to cause a whole tree in the highly endangered Argentinean Atlantic Rainforest to be cut down, those trees must be smaller than I thought.

So log on to www.stellaartois.com and save a tree (at least a twig) today, and I’ve been told if you drink Stella don’t mix it too much with other drinks because if you do you won’t mix well with other people.

Giant Christmas card

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The worlds biggest Christmas card has been delivered to London to publicise a joint bid by Portsmouth and Southampton to become the UK’s City of Culture for 2013.

The card was taken the government to let them see they meant business.

The card is 10 metres by 3.5 metres (33ft by 10ft) which has smashed the record for the largest Christmas card.

The slogan for the culture bid printed on the card is ‘Portsmouth Southampton – PS I Love You’.

Southampton City Council’s head of leisure and culture, Mike Harris, and Portsmouth City Council’s tourism visitor services and events manager, Drusilla Moody, presented the card to culture and tourism minister Margaret Hodge MBE.

The winning city or cities will become a focus for national attention, potentially hosting national high-profile events such as the Turner Prize, BBC Sports Personality of the Year, The Brits and the RIBA Stirling Prize.

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Man makes Christmas card from raw bacon

Artist Mike Geno created the tree using only uncooked strips. The result is pretty horrible but I would post it to someone maybe if I thought they would appreciate something unusual. He sells these cards in his ETSY shop.
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Worst Christmas Cards

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Royal Mail warn over Christmas card deadline

GET posting now! Staff at Coventry’s mail centre are calling on everyone to get their Christmas cards sent – before it’s too late.

Workers at the Royal Mail sorting office in Bishop Street prepared two special packages to remind people when they need to have their letters sent by in time for Christmas.

Royal Mail spokesman Mike Dalton said: “It’s amazing how quickly time passes in the hectic run up to Christmas, but it’s well worth the effort to get your cards and packages in the post as early as possible.”

The final date for first class mail is December 21.

Royal Mail’s special delivery service must be in the post by December 23 but second class mail must be sent by December 18.

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Most Shocking Christmas Cards

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Seeing a black women caricatured in this way is very upsetting in this day in age but the card is from The States in 1920 and I think it is done with good intentions(kind of).

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International Christmas Greetings

The traditional English greeting of “Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year” as it appears in other languages:

* Albanian: Gëzuar Krishtlindjet dhe Vitin e Ri
* Basque: Gabon Zoriontsuak eta urte berri on
* Catalan: Bon Nadal i Feliç Any Nou
* Danish: Glædelig jul og godt nytår! or simply God jul
* Dutch:
* Estonian: Häid jõule ja Head uut aastat
* Filipino: Maligayang Pasko at Manigong Bagong Taon
* Finnish: Hyvää Joulua ja Onnellista Uutta Vuotta
* French: Joyeux Noël et Bonne Année
* Galician: Bo Nadal e Feliz Aninovo
* Georgian: გილოცავთ შობა-ახალ წელს
* German: Fröhliche Weihnachten und ein glückliches/gutes Neues Jahr
* Greek: Καλά Χριστούγεννα και ευτυχισμένος ο Καινούριος Χρόνος
* Hungarian: Kellemes Karácsonyi ünneepeket ës Boldog új évet or simply Buék
* Indonesian: Selamat Hari Natal dan Tahun Baru
* Irish: Nollaig Shona Duit
* Italian: Buon Natale e Felice Anno Nuovo
* Latvian: Priecīgus Ziemassvētkus un laimīgu Jauno gadu
* Mongolian: Зул сар болон Шинэ жилийн баярын мэнд хүргье
* Norwegian: God Jul og Godt Nytt År
* Polish: Wesołych Świąt i Szczęśliwego Nowego Roku
* Portuguese: Boas Festas e um Feliz Ano Novo
* Russian: С Новым Годом и Рождеством
* Spanish: Feliz Navidad y Próspero Año Nuevo
* Swedish: God Jul och Gott Nytt År
* Vietnamese: Chúc mừng Giáng Sinh
* Romanian: Craciun Fericit si La multi ani

The first ever Christmas Cards

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The first commercial Christmas cards were commissioned by Sir Henry Cole in London, 1843, and featured an illustration by John Callcott Horsley. The picture, of a family with a small child drinking wine together, proved controversial, but the idea was shrewd: Cole had helped introduce the Penny Post three years earlier. Two batches totaling 2050 cards were printed and sold that year for a shilling each.[1]

Early English cards rarely showed winter or religious themes, instead favoring flowers, fairies and other fanciful designs that reminded the recipient of the approach of spring. Humorous and sentimental images of children and animals were popular, as were increasingly elaborate shapes, decorations and materials. In 1875 Louis Prang became the first printer to offer cards in America, though the popularity of his cards led to cheap imitations that eventually drove him from the market. The advent of the postcard spelled the end for elaborate Victorian-style cards, but by the 1920s, cards with envelopes had returned.

“The production of Christmas cards was, throughout the 20th century, a profitable business for many stationery manufacturers, with the design of cards continually evolving with changing tastes and printing techniques. The World Wars brought cards with patriotic themes. Idiosyncratic “studio cards” with cartoon illustrations and sometimes risque humor caught on in the 1950s. Nostalgic, sentimental, and religious images have continued in popularity, and, in the 21st century, reproductions of Victorian and Edwardian cards are easy to obtain. Modern Christmas cards can be bought individually but are also sold in packs of the same or varied designs.In recent decades changes in technology may be responsible for the decline of the Christmas card. The estimated number of cards received by American households dropped from 29 in 1987 to 20 in 2004. Email and telephones allow for more frequent contact and are easier for generations raised without handwritten letters – especially given the availability of websites offering free email Christmas cards. Despite the decline, 1.9 billion cards were sent in the U.S. in 2005 alone. Some card manufacturers, such as Hallmark, now provide E-cards.”
From wikipedia

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